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Peek, can’t you, into my troubled poetic soul

How I found contentment in a poet’s irritating pretentiousness.

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Santa Came Too Soon

Here is a Christmas song I wrote.

There are many Christmas songs that worry about Santa arriving late for Christmas or missing Christmas altogether, but there seemed to be no songs about the problems that might arise if Santa arrived too early. This song addresses that.

See the Santa Came Too Soon website for details on how to download your copy. Click here. Thank you for your support!


UPDATE: Saturday, November 3, 2018

I don't have a bucket list but if I did, getting a song on Dr. Demento's radio show would be on it.

I got a song on Dr. Demento's show for the week of Nov. 3, 2018—he is playing my Christmas song, "Santa Came Too Soon." Here's the show playlist.

I wrote the song last year right before Christmas and put up a video introducing it, as seen in the video above.

This year, I'm trying to get the song out there more. I made a more formal recording which should be on iTunes, Spotify and other download and streaming services later this month. I sent it to Dr. Demento to see if he might play it during the Christmas season. Much like Santa in the song, its playing came unexpectedly early.

Dr. Demento's show is no longer on terrestrial radio but via the Internet for a fee.

But here are a couple things to do if you'd like to help:

• Click here to request the song on Dr. Demento's website. This will improve the chances the song will play again and possibly be included among the most-requested songs.

• Download a copy when it becomes available. Hopefully, I'll have details on that in a few days.

And listen to the song in its virgin edition last year.


What an unexpected early Christmas gift! Santa really did come too soon.


1990 newlyweds (Susan & me) appear on national radio show

Audio of old radio public radio shows has recently been posted, allowing Susan and me to hear ourselves on Michael Feldman's "Whad'ya Know?" national public radio show during our honeymoon, just a week and a day after our 1990 wedding.

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Is it art? ‘Painting’ of beloved house created easily with iPhone app raises question

Can a "painting" of a beloved childhood home created with the simple tap on an iPhone really be considered art?

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Eulogy for Dad, Chuck Plank: 1937-2013

Dad never seemed to know how to be pessimistic in the face of keeping a farm machine dealership in business during the farm crises of the 70s and 80s or in the face of a cancer diagnosis in May. He died July 24. My eulogy for Dad: Chuck Plank, 1937-2013

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Twenty years later: Taking pride in our newspaper's tribute to a fallen hero

When my old friend and newspaper colleague called to remind me of a special section we did 20 years ago in tribute to the life of fallen basketball star Chris Street, it brought back memories and made me realize, all these years later, what a great thing we did. And though it was a great section, the paper itself didn't have one anymore. Fortunately, I did.

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Are you now or have you ever been a columnist? (Yes, sir, I was ... but it was a long time ago)

A poem on farm market reports, thoughts on the use of profanity as a productivity tool, pondering generational labels, and trying to figure out why birds were trying to kill me. These were a few topics of a weekly column I wrote for just over five years. Though I wrote upwards of 250 of them, I mercifully only share (or inflict upon you) 20 of the columns here and reflect back—way back—to the days when I wrote them.

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Reclaiming September 11 as a normal day: Calling event “9/11” has unfairly besmirched a date that happens to be my birthday

On this, the 11th anniversary of 9/11, I want to begin the process to reclaim the day of September 11 as a normal day again.

Don’t get me wrong. What happened that day in 2001 was terrible and should not be forgotten or downplayed. I would just prefer that what happened not be so firmly attached to and defined by the date it happened. It is almost as if the numbers that make up the date themselves have become evil. It is almost as if the numbers 9/11 have replaced in our mind the horrible events of the day. It is almost as if it was the numbers themselves that did it to us.


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Joy & frustration (mostly frustration) in upgrading Apple Macs to Lion, iCloud

Updated on Monday, June 18, 2012 at 8:00 PM by Registered CommenterShawn Plank

Updated on Tuesday, June 19, 2012 at 9:20 AM by Registered CommenterShawn Plank

Updated on Tuesday, June 19, 2012 at 8:53 PM by Registered CommenterShawn Plank

As a June 30 deadline nears to update my Apple Macs to Lion and iCloud, I've spent hours converting old files to make sure they will still be accessible in the modern system—many would not have been if not for my intervention. This has provided me great opportunity to relive the past, but it's largely been a frustrating and confusing time that could have been spent doing just about anything else. If computers can be made easier to use, why can't they be made more easily backwards compatible?

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Compiling songs about Iowa — not ‘Ioway’

A collection of songs by and about the people (not the folks) of Iowa (not Ioway).

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